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celebsthatcopymadonna:

Jesus Christ of Nazareth copies Madonna’s iconic crucifixion. No offense to any Jesus freaks, but Jesus is not very attractive or photogenic, I don’t see why you are so obsessed with him. In my opinion Jesus did a horrible job at being glamorous. I mean, look at Madonna’s—it’s built out of expensive glass made from Mariah Carey’s tears. Jesus needs to read more fashion magazines and get with the times, because being a slave and getting whipped is so 1858.


Kathy: What was your last job?Cole: I worked on America’s Next Top Model.Kathy: What?! … You’re a fabulous gay?Cole: Not really.Kathy: You’re straight?Cole: Yes. Is that a problem?Kathy: Yeah, it’s a big problem. * uncontrollable laughter* I’m just laughing, that you being a straight guy going from Top Model to this show. You are so fucked.

Kathy: What was your last job?
Cole: I worked on America’s Next Top Model.
Kathy: What?! … You’re a fabulous gay?
Cole: Not really.
Kathy: You’re straight?
Cole: Yes. Is that a problem?
Kathy: Yeah, it’s a big problem. * uncontrollable laughter* I’m just laughing, that you being a straight guy going from Top Model to this show. You are so fucked.

(Source: bokayjunkie)